Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)
Actors:
Jim Piddock (actor),
Bill Murray (actor),
Billy Connolly (actor),
Breckin Meyer (actor),
Roscoe Lee Browne (actor),
Neil Dickson (actor),
Robin Atkin Downes (actor),
Greg Ellis (actor),
Tim Curry (actor),
Ian Abercrombie (actor),
Richard E. Grant (actor),
Bob Hoskins (actor),
Rhys Ifans (actor),
Vinnie Jones (actor),
Roger Rees (actor),
Plot: Garfield is back and this time Garfield and his canine sidekick Odie follows their owner, Jon Arbuckle, to England, the U.K. may never recover, as Garfield is mistaken for a look-alike, regal cat who has inherited a castle. Garfield savors the royal treatment afforded by his loyal four-legged subjects, but his reign is in jeopardy! The evil nefarious stubborn Lord Dargis is determined to do away with Garfield, so he can turn the castle into a resort. Garfield's bigger, better, more perfect world is soon turned upside down in this tale of two kitties.
Keywords: body-double, box-office-flop, candle, cat, character-name-in-title, dinner, dog, england, ford-motor-company, hdtv
Genres:
Comedy,
Family,
Taglines: The Ego has landed. Too much of a good thing is even better. A Tail of two Kitties
Quotes:
Jon Arbuckle: Liz, will you marry me?::[shows the ring to Liz]::Liz Wilson: Yes.::[Everyone starts clapping]::Garfield: You know a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.
Prince: [holding up lasagna plate] Please sir. May I have some more? [gives big eyes]
Jon Arbuckle: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?::Garfield: I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from yourself.::Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water, and company.::Garfield: [points at Odie] Which one is he?::Jon Arbuckle: Be good.::Garfield: Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a maneater!::[Jon closes the door]::Garfield: Oh no. He's under her spell.::[Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet]::Garfield: Okay, Odie, I'll give you one small clue... *it's not in there!*
Jon Arbuckle: Garfield? Odie, wh-wh-what are you doing here?::Prince: Garfield? What the devil is a garfield?
[sees two dogs on a horse-driven cart]::Garfield: Hey, Odie, it's one of those royal corgis.::[also sees the queen on the cart]::Garfield: Hey lady, you got any leftover liver?::[no response from the queen]::Garfield: Ah, stuck-up little punk. Oh, I know she heard it, they had the top down. Odie... Odie?::[Odie starts peeing on a British soldier's foot]::Garfield: D'uh-oh! Odie, no, don't do the ugly American thing!::[soldier looks down at Odie]::Garfield: [running away with Odie from the soldier] The British are coming, the British are coming! Well, you made him crack anyway.
Prince: [after falling out of hotel window] Sore bottom, a little disorientated, but undeterred!
Winston: [End scene, in pool] Great party, sire!::Garfield: Yep. When the going gets tough, the great ones party.
[gets his butt stuck in the door of the play castle]::Garfield: Does this make my butt a little too big?::Winston: Fits you like a glove.::[blows a stinker in Garfield's butt]::Winston: Ooh, darn it. Well struck, sire. Nice chord. Strong finish. Should we have a look at the kitchen?::Garfield: Did I hear you say... the kitchen?
Veterinary Assistant: They're gonna be fine, Jon.::Jon Arbuckle: You know, Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before, so I'm afriad he might have some separation anxiety.::Veterinary Assistant: [assuring] No. He's probably fast asleep in his cage by now.::[in the cage room, Garfield and Odie are in a cage and Garfield shouts while striking the cage door]::Garfield: YOU HEAR ME WARDEN? I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!::[strikes the cage door again]::Garfield: ANYTHING I SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW!::[shakes the cage door]::Garfield: AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY TOO, PAL!::[stomps the floor of the cage]::Garfield: AND IF I CAN'T AFFORD ONE, ONE MUST BE PROVIDED FOR ME BY THE COURT!::[Garfield shakes the cage door very hard, causing it to swing open with him on it]::Garfield: NEVER MIND!::[Garfield lets go of the cage door and falls to the floor]::Garfield: I just broke out!
Garfield: [jumps onto a table] We gotta put an end to this torture.::[meaning the soft music]::Garfield: Time for a new DJ.::[switches the track to a loud fast-paced song]
Cero y van 4 (2004)
Actors:
Gustavo Sánchez Parra (actor),
Fernando Becerril (actor),
Óscar Figueroa (editor),
Patricia Muñoz (actress),
Carlos Carrera (director),
Roberto Bolado (editor),
Silverio Palacios (actor),
Guillermo Quintanilla (actor),
Guillermo Iván (actor),
Gastón Melo (actor),
Emilio Guerrero (actor),
Javier Zaragoza (actor),
María Fernanda García (actress),
Fernando Sariñana (director),
Fernando Sariñana (producer),
Plot: Four stories... one city. A dark comedy about crime in the big city: EL TORZON - two friends are smoking grass in their car, when they're caught by a corrupt Judicial Police Officer; VIDA EXPRESS - a wealthy businesswoman is kidnapped and her deadbeat husband has to come up with the money; BARBACOA DE CHIVO - an angry mob mistakes a college professor with a burglar and decide to lynch him in front of the church; COMIDA PARA PERROS - a bumbling thief tries to rob a restaurant.
Keywords: asthma, asthma-attack, brother-brother-relationship, cancer, child-cancer, church, church-bell, class-differences, cocaine, contract
Genres:
Comedy,
Crime,